Wednesday, September 23, 2015

One Just Has To Give It A Try!

As a little kid of 6 or 7 years old, our
family would regularly eat Schweigert's
Braunschweiger. (I remember it being
called liverwurst.) My dad loved it! I didn't
at first.

The liverwurst would be spread on little
crackers (usually Hi Ho's, I liked the Lone
Ranger), and then consumed with a tall glass of
cold milk.

There was a Schweigert radio commercial
back in 1947 that promoted liverwurst, and . . .
I got the great idea to send them possible
words for a commercial that they could use.

Liverup . . . things could be wurst!

Always an optimist, I actually thought they
would jump at the chance to use it!

          Guess what?  They didn't.

As Moses was once overheard to have said back
whenever . . .

      You can't help but give it a try.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Thunbergia Tamed

   I was being watched
          from within
        a dense tangle
            of vines.

               Eyes -
        liquid and dark,
    framed within petals
       of yellow-orange,

          peering at me
            from within
           an edge of a
         Kenyan jungle.

             That was
              long ago.

           Today, I see
     that same vine, with its
 liquid-dark eyes, and petals
       of yellow-orange,
    clinging to a cluster of

red geraniums - growing in
        a backyard deck
              flower pot.


        -I will never forget seeing
         those flowers from a corn
         field bordering an edge 
         of a jungle


Monday, September 7, 2015

C r e e p i n g C h u c k

The dilemma:  to eradicate, to extricate these pesty 
lawn plants to another locale, or to simply let them
be what they are.

Could it possibly be that - just maybe they thrive on attention?!

Perhaps to not be so harsh on them, would do the trick. After all,
they are part of the "wed of life."

Meanwhile, the Creeping Charlie plants live by stringing low
through the grass . . . sending out new roots at each and every
stem-joint.

And, they are in the mint family. This you can tell by their
beautiful blue florets, the minty odor, and the square stems. (A handy
rule of thumb mantra, could be:

            All mints have square stems . . . but not all plants
                         with square stems are mints.

Things could be worse . . . the stems could morph to be the size of
garden hoses, the flowers as big as bushel baskets, and the copiously
exuded odor of the crushed leaves and stems would necessitate
everyone in the neighborhood to don gas masks!

Now, that would be something for the national and local news!


Sunday, August 16, 2015

I ONCE THOUGHT THAT I COULDN'T FIX THINGS

Guess what ?! I was just about ready to give one of my grandsons
a call for some consultation on how to get my computer back-on-track
and running again . . . (Every time I would go to write an e-mail, it
ran super slow and the letters and the cursor kept jerking around the
screen.)

It was then, I checked my moose. (Oops! mouse) Darn it anyway, I
hate it when the computer changes words on me . . . OK, back to the
issue at hand. I checked my mouse to see if it needed new batteries.
It didn't. (I remembered that I had put new ones in only two days before.)

Then, I happened to look on the bottom of the mouse - and there I found
a smeared smidgen of gunk (pizza or whatever?)

With great skill, I deftly flicked the stuff off from the mouse bottom and . . .
now it works !

                       That     means     that     I     fixed     it !

                                       WRIGHT ?

Friday, May 1, 2015

HOPEFULNESS

My prayers
are as wisps of
field stubble
blown across
open prairies.

Tumbleweeds
race with the wind,
lodging where
they are needed.

Seeds well scattered
are my prayers -
sown in hope of
being rooted.

Monday, April 20, 2015

YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE

This spring season is almost totally out of whack!
Some would say non-sensical. In the not-so-recent
past, a person could count on certain weather events
occurring in a sequential fashion. Yes - predictable.

Elizabeth and I so love gardening and can hardly wait
to begin! We have had the packets of veggies and
flower seeds for some time now. A normal spring
would see the first of the peas in the ground by the
first of March (at least in this part of Minnesota.) It is
well into the third week in April and we slipped them
into the cold soil just last week.

This morning's "exploration walk" braved the thick,
cold wind. The elderberry bushes have, just now,
pushed out their buds to greet the world. Normally,
they are among the first to bud out and flower.
Snowdrops did come up.

However, the joyous news is that our bougainvillea
vines are crawling all over the inside windows of our
"garden room". They cling to light fixtures and rungs
of the rocking chair for support. And they are blooming
in a profusion of pastel pinks and oranges. It is as if
they somehow know that this is the time for them to
escape to the outside to explore the fresh spring air.

Of course, the outside vincas and pachysandra peer out
from under last year's fall's dead leaves, waiting for
just enough warmth to launch their flowers for yet one
more season.

Meanwhile - the robins are caroling!

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

IN THESE DAYS - ONE HAS TO LOOK AHEAD

(One just never knows what lies ahead) Now that's a common
 saying I have often heard. And, who hasn't?   NOTE: The following essay on
 Abraham Lincoln is almost totally made up . . . other than Lincoln was assassinated
 on the 15th of April. (A true thing includes inventing the floating dry dock.)
                                        ).

                            *   *   *   *   *   *

    An Envelope Belonging to Abraham Lincoln?

 April, 3, 2011

 Dear Keepers of Official U.S. Documents, 

 I believe I have uncovered something of historic value and that it should
 be archived somewhere in Washington, DC. I can't believe what I am
 about to share with you.

 I found a very old envelope in a side pocked of an ancient storage trunk in
 Wanamingo, Minnesota.  I almost paid no heed to it. On the front of the
 envelope was a "to do" list which, at first, didn't catch my eye. That was . . .
 until I read it! 

 Does what I found have any value? What should I do with it?

 Respectfully submitted, 

         Clem J. Nagel

                              (The "To Do" List)
            
                                        To Do Soon
                         -Finish the speech of Gettysburg
                         -Give more thought to the idea of a floating dry dock
                         -Empty garbage as soon as I get home
                         -    ?  ?     (I was unable to decipher the 4th entry)
                         -Decide what to do about the problem in Mankato, Minnesota.

 What really triggered things for me were the words "Gettysburg", "dry dock"*, and
 "Mankato." It could only mean one thing. Abraham Lincoln must have scribbled the
 list on the envelope while somewhere away from home.

                        *(Note: This part about the dry dock is true). On 5/22/1849, Lincoln
                          received Patent No. 6469 for a device to lift boats over shoals. It was
                          an invention that never got manufactured.

 I then turned the envelope over and couldn't believe my eyes!  Whoever had written
 on the backside of the envelope was obviously confused in trying to come up with
 a phrase to begin some kind of a speech. There were crossed out words, here and there
 notations in parentheses, comments clearly added by someone else who must have
 known the writer. Just who was that ghost-writer traveling with Lincoln at the time?
 His wife? . . . or someone else? Mysteries abound! Fascinating, to say the least.

             (THE WRITING FOUND ON THE BACK OF THE ENVELOPE)

                                          The Talk at Gettysburg
                                  (years?)
                   Fourscore and seven days ago  (three score and 27 years ago?) our country . . . 
                   2 x 2 score and (fore?) four (4) years ago, our country . . . 

                           Abe, that doesn't add up. Just take my word for it!

                   OK.  Just possibly, use "A long time ago?"  (not sure)
                   31,755 days ago, our country . . .

                           Abe, do not use this ! ! !

                    One score, 7 years and 21,900 days ago, our country . . .

                           Abe Dear, keep it simple! Just use 87, believe me!  Love,  Mary

                     87 years ago (or maybe, just fourscore and seven years ago?) I'll have to
                     give it more consideration . . .

     It's a little early, but need to check with Mary to see if those tickets for the
                     theatre have arrived yet?