This morning, as I opened the front door to bring in the morning
paper, I happened to spot a strange object lying in among the leaves
that had fallen from the old Schwedler Maple. It was about the
size of a Sunbeam Toaster, but was roundish and rather lumpy.
Intrigued, I went back into the house to put on more clothes.
Upon returning with tongs, a roll of paper toweling, and a heavy-
duty plastic bag, I realized that the object had moved to the northwest
just about 1 1/2 feet. I approached with extreme caution.
It looked harmless enough . . . so I picked it up and transferred it
into the kitchen and dropped it into our porcelain sink basin. Our
two cats, Pixie and Maggie, were very wary and they refused to come
within 17 3/5th inches from the object. They finally wandered off,
confident and relieved that, this time, someone else was in charge.
It was then I thought that the object looked vaguely familiar. It was
almost the size, shape, and had the lumpy surface of an old-fashioned
holiday fruitcake. I remembered, back when I was a kid, that those
creations would regularly make their appearance a few days before
Christmas. Now, that would make sense! Thanksgiving Day is just
a couple of weeks or so away and that means "Christmas can't be far
behind!"
I also recalled that those holiday fruitcakes would not mold, spoil, and
didn't need to be refrigerated. They just "were." And, very seldom
did anyone ever eat much of one. It was simply a tradition back then
to exchange them. I would not be surprised that many of them had
been close to 10-16 years old. And that was 60-some years ago!
But, that's history. I returned to the present and resumed examining
the object in the sink. What was discovered is hard to believe!
The surface was imbedded with various-sized chunks of something
hard and stone-like. It was as if, whatever this object was, it had been
quite hot. Its surface, while not waxy, seemed as though it had been
somehow fused together. I located our roast meat oven thermometer
and with some effort . . . inserted it.
The interior was still quite warm AND the temperature was rising
significantly!
It was then that I made the decision to rush the object to the university
and have it properly analyzed. (Still have not heard back.) I pay attention
to the local and national news for any live, late-breaking reports from
the field. Do you suppose that what I had found was one of the myriad
pieces of space junk circling around out there?!
I am so thankful at this season of Thanksgiving that it didn't fall on me
or, for that matter, on any living creature!
Always, there is something for which to be thankful.
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
Saturday, September 6, 2014
ON WRITING A COLUMN: SOME ADVICE
I frequently read columns in
newspapers and magazines.
Some are advice columns or
general commentaries. Often
they appear on a r egular basis.
When they happen to miss a
time, I wonder what happened?
Then they show up. Perhaps
I need to work ridding myself
of having to have things be so
regular. (There must be a term
for such behavior.) Now . . .
advice on writing an effective
column. First of all, know that
the only "columns" that I write
are those that are a part of our
monthly newsletter. And those
appear periodically in our blog.
Second, and most importantly,
keep it short! A recent survey
reported by the local Wolverton
Daily News supports the fact
that most people, under the age
of 37 1/2, only read columns
that are under 23 lines long and
not over 26 characters in width.
newspapers and magazines.
Some are advice columns or
general commentaries. Often
they appear on a r egular basis.
When they happen to miss a
time, I wonder what happened?
Then they show up. Perhaps
I need to work ridding myself
of having to have things be so
regular. (There must be a term
for such behavior.) Now . . .
advice on writing an effective
column. First of all, know that
the only "columns" that I write
are those that are a part of our
monthly newsletter. And those
appear periodically in our blog.
Second, and most importantly,
keep it short! A recent survey
reported by the local Wolverton
Daily News supports the fact
that most people, under the age
of 37 1/2, only read columns
that are under 23 lines long and
not over 26 characters in width.
Wednesday, September 3, 2014
IT'S DIFFERENT NOW
It has been a great year for consuming fresh sweet corn.
With delight I chomp away on three or four rows at a time.
(Still have my front teeth.) And, it doesn't even need butter.
YUM! I recall as a child, that our family consumed fresh
corn. It was not as sweet back then. And - our parents
cautioned us to watch out for corn smut and the little worms
called corn borers.
As a budding naturalist, I thought the borers were interesting.
Corn borers peer out
from holes. Lumps of smut erupt
from along the ends of ears.
Hey . . . It's
chemical free !
Monday, September 1, 2014
NO WAY!
Yesterday marked the end of meteorological summer. Today is the first day of September . . .
No way! I am in early August, enjoying the lazy, beautiful summer days. There must be some major mistake by the calendar people, who are charged with keeping us all on a tight schedule.
I am not ready for beautiful fall colors on trees, anticipation of beautiful snowfalls, or the end of the gardening season. Please - someone tell me this is a huge ghastly mistake.
Why is it as we grow older, time whizzes by faster and faster. I remember as a child how the last day of the school year meant summer stretched out, almost endless in length. Now if I doze off for a brief nap in the summer sun, some breeze ruffles the calendar pages and suddenly it is autumn. As children we did not have much wisdom to enjoy what we were given. Now that we have gained such wisdom, there is little time to exercise it and reflect on the joys of life. Not even on rainy days.
We need to pass a law extending time for older people. Delicious long days to savor our reflections on the meaning our lives. After all, our peers are dropping like flies and who knows when it will be our time.
Oh, that's right. Washington gridlock means nothing gets passed these days. Maybe it is the result of the average age of our elected officials. Perhaps they do do not realize their time is moving at an ever faster pace.
On second thought, the downside of such legislation would mean longer winters - and after this past long winter (that went on far too long), I think the passage of time is a bit more complicated. Perhaps what we really need are longer summers and shorter winters - and not the kind that occur due to climate change.
So I am going outside and enjoy my early August . . . no leaves fallen that need raking yet.
And don't tell me summer is over!
No way! I am in early August, enjoying the lazy, beautiful summer days. There must be some major mistake by the calendar people, who are charged with keeping us all on a tight schedule.
I am not ready for beautiful fall colors on trees, anticipation of beautiful snowfalls, or the end of the gardening season. Please - someone tell me this is a huge ghastly mistake.
Why is it as we grow older, time whizzes by faster and faster. I remember as a child how the last day of the school year meant summer stretched out, almost endless in length. Now if I doze off for a brief nap in the summer sun, some breeze ruffles the calendar pages and suddenly it is autumn. As children we did not have much wisdom to enjoy what we were given. Now that we have gained such wisdom, there is little time to exercise it and reflect on the joys of life. Not even on rainy days.
We need to pass a law extending time for older people. Delicious long days to savor our reflections on the meaning our lives. After all, our peers are dropping like flies and who knows when it will be our time.
Oh, that's right. Washington gridlock means nothing gets passed these days. Maybe it is the result of the average age of our elected officials. Perhaps they do do not realize their time is moving at an ever faster pace.
On second thought, the downside of such legislation would mean longer winters - and after this past long winter (that went on far too long), I think the passage of time is a bit more complicated. Perhaps what we really need are longer summers and shorter winters - and not the kind that occur due to climate change.
So I am going outside and enjoy my early August . . . no leaves fallen that need raking yet.
And don't tell me summer is over!
Friday, August 29, 2014
L A C E W I N G
On this day in the dusk,
a golden nine bark bush
harbors the call
of the lacewing.
Diminutive sentient being,
a first sign of fall -
a change signaler.
Calling for hours without pause.
Throbbing heart-like.
Comforting, assuring,
quiet, muffled,
yet penetrating.
More felt than anything.
Soft, persistent, yet measured.
Mysterious.
Slowed by cool evening air,
the four, clear, green,
transparent, veined wings
rub methodically.
Being curious, always curious -
I pause to count the pulsing calls -
12 calls every 15 seconds.
A slow,
ancient song
is given birth.
NOTES:
For a mid-August, these were uncommonly cold nights.
Temperatures in the evening hovered around the high
40's to mid 50's. Freezing temperature slows the general
activity of insects. (For example, somewhere below 50
usually brings a halt to flying.) In warm weather, the
lacewing's song pulsed around 120 cycles per minute.
Green Lacewing (Chrysoperia). The larvae are general
predators of aphids, mealy bugs, thrips, mites, whitefly,
and many other insects. The Green Lacewing has
beautifully transparent wings and rather lazy, floppy
flight. Adult males and females both sing - sometimes
alone, sometimes in duet. The have large yellow-coppery
eyes and very long antennae.
a golden nine bark bush
harbors the call
of the lacewing.
Diminutive sentient being,
a first sign of fall -
a change signaler.
Calling for hours without pause.
Throbbing heart-like.
Comforting, assuring,
quiet, muffled,
yet penetrating.
More felt than anything.
Soft, persistent, yet measured.
Mysterious.
Slowed by cool evening air,
the four, clear, green,
transparent, veined wings
rub methodically.
Being curious, always curious -
I pause to count the pulsing calls -
12 calls every 15 seconds.
A slow,
ancient song
is given birth.
NOTES:
For a mid-August, these were uncommonly cold nights.
Temperatures in the evening hovered around the high
40's to mid 50's. Freezing temperature slows the general
activity of insects. (For example, somewhere below 50
usually brings a halt to flying.) In warm weather, the
lacewing's song pulsed around 120 cycles per minute.
Green Lacewing (Chrysoperia). The larvae are general
predators of aphids, mealy bugs, thrips, mites, whitefly,
and many other insects. The Green Lacewing has
beautifully transparent wings and rather lazy, floppy
flight. Adult males and females both sing - sometimes
alone, sometimes in duet. The have large yellow-coppery
eyes and very long antennae.
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Thank You Public Radio . . .
This past week, we headed to Subway for our favorite lunch order - seafood, piled high with so many veggies that they fall out all the edges as you sink your teeth into this delicacy.
Clem went in to order, while I sat in the car listening to classical Public Radio, windows rolled down to let a lovely summer day float through the car.
I sat there absorbed in the music. It was a rousing rendition of Saint Saens' Danse Macabre (in English, its name translates to "Dance of Death"). This composition is a tone poem - in which its composer used the music to depict visual images of ghouls dancing away.
Horrors - but not about the music! My reverie and enjoyment became interpreted by a very public quarrel between a couple. The man was doing most of the shouting and using the s-word and the f-word liberally.
And double horrors - their car was parked next to the driver's side of my car. The only way I could roll the window up was to get out of the car - and I definitely did not want to encounter this verbally abusive man in any manner.
What to do?! I did not want to have my air polluted by his vile language (not that I don't use the s-word occasionally). Meanwhile, Danse Macabre played on - oblivious to what was happening to me. And then the little light bulb in my head lit up!
Gradually, I turned up the volume. The closer they got to my car - and the louder their dispute - the more I turned up the volume. Until the orchestra was all I could hear. Meanwhile, Clem could hear the whole thing from across the parking lot. He knew exactly what his dear wife was up to.
Eventually, the couple got into their car and drove away, a five-year old, blond-haired little girl trying to be invisible in the back seat. Just then, the piece came to its ending quiet measures - the dance was over and the ghouls retreated to wherever ghouls go when they are not dancing. The timing could not have been more impeccable.
I sat in the car laughing and laughing. I have no idea if these two feuding people ever caught on to what I was doing or whether they were so immersed that they did not notice other heads turn toward them as they shredded each other into pieces. I know I will never hear this familiar piece of music again, without remembering my unusual use of it to spare me from all those f-words and s-words. Hopefully, I will not hear it in a public concert, for I will have to work very hard to squelch my laughter - the kind of concert that if you cough, six people turn around and glare at you.
Thank you Public Radio. I shall have to give you an extra donation this year for providing service beyond the call of duty.
Clem went in to order, while I sat in the car listening to classical Public Radio, windows rolled down to let a lovely summer day float through the car.
I sat there absorbed in the music. It was a rousing rendition of Saint Saens' Danse Macabre (in English, its name translates to "Dance of Death"). This composition is a tone poem - in which its composer used the music to depict visual images of ghouls dancing away.
Horrors - but not about the music! My reverie and enjoyment became interpreted by a very public quarrel between a couple. The man was doing most of the shouting and using the s-word and the f-word liberally.
And double horrors - their car was parked next to the driver's side of my car. The only way I could roll the window up was to get out of the car - and I definitely did not want to encounter this verbally abusive man in any manner.
What to do?! I did not want to have my air polluted by his vile language (not that I don't use the s-word occasionally). Meanwhile, Danse Macabre played on - oblivious to what was happening to me. And then the little light bulb in my head lit up!
Gradually, I turned up the volume. The closer they got to my car - and the louder their dispute - the more I turned up the volume. Until the orchestra was all I could hear. Meanwhile, Clem could hear the whole thing from across the parking lot. He knew exactly what his dear wife was up to.
Eventually, the couple got into their car and drove away, a five-year old, blond-haired little girl trying to be invisible in the back seat. Just then, the piece came to its ending quiet measures - the dance was over and the ghouls retreated to wherever ghouls go when they are not dancing. The timing could not have been more impeccable.
I sat in the car laughing and laughing. I have no idea if these two feuding people ever caught on to what I was doing or whether they were so immersed that they did not notice other heads turn toward them as they shredded each other into pieces. I know I will never hear this familiar piece of music again, without remembering my unusual use of it to spare me from all those f-words and s-words. Hopefully, I will not hear it in a public concert, for I will have to work very hard to squelch my laughter - the kind of concert that if you cough, six people turn around and glare at you.
Thank you Public Radio. I shall have to give you an extra donation this year for providing service beyond the call of duty.
Monday, August 18, 2014
Wimp Weed Assault!
When our backs were turned away from our garden and doing other things, our garden exploded! Including the weeds.
Now you need to know, we usually do little gardening in August. It is the month to sit back and enjoy the fruits of our April and May labors. But this year, everything garden-wise has been topsy-turvy.
April meant the ground remained still frozen. Pea pods, usually planted on April 1st, would have required an auger to drill holes in order to drop wrinkled seeds into the ground. Of course with such cold soil, even peas would not have germinated.
By the end of May, many perennials still had not come up - leading us to wonder how much loss we suffered due to the harsh winter. And making gardening difficult, due to our hesitation to dig in bare places for fear we might destroy any chances of life for what had been there a year ago.
By mid-June, most everything had pushed its way into the light. It was much like years of gardening in the Northwoods, where the growing season is short and long daylight hours compensated, still giving us lush tomatoes by mid-August.
This June was monsoon-month, when records for amounts of rainfall were broken right and left. The good part of all the deluges was that it broke the drought from last year - in which it was as if someone turned off the rain-spigot on a specific date during the late summer.
After all the weather commotion this summer, our garden plants must have held a meeting and decided to go for broke in July. Stuff grew taller and bigger than it ever had. The hostas were especially spectacular - with some leaves as big or bigger than extra-large dinner plates.
But gardening is not meant to be toiling away every waking hour during the summer that we dreamt about in January. There are other things that need doing in life. We traveled some - and when we returned, it was evident we had some serious work to do. No sitting around this August!
Which brings me to wimp weed. W have no idea what its "official name" is. Nor have other gardeners we have asked. But when we describe the weed, serious gardeners know exactly what we mean. This demon weed rampages through gardens. It is wimp weed's capacity to produce a million seeds on each small plant - and scatter them over the entire garden that makes it a weed with NO friends.
Wimp weed is a nice green, has pretty leaves, and likes to hide out where it thinks it can't be seen. It pulls out very easy (hence our name for it: wimp weed), not like some stubborn weeds that resist - and who believe they have a constitutional right to reside in their chosen places.
So I can say today, we now are relatively wimp-free. That is until the next batch shows up sometime during the week.
Like an Aesop's fable, this story has a moral. Though we might treasure having a wide variety of people in our lives, there are some folks who behave like wimp weed - running rampant over everyone with whom they come into contact. And though it sounds harsh, it is those folks that we must learn to recognize and remove them from our lives, in exchange for mutually loving and giving relationships, so precious and necessary for our well-being.
Now you need to know, we usually do little gardening in August. It is the month to sit back and enjoy the fruits of our April and May labors. But this year, everything garden-wise has been topsy-turvy.
April meant the ground remained still frozen. Pea pods, usually planted on April 1st, would have required an auger to drill holes in order to drop wrinkled seeds into the ground. Of course with such cold soil, even peas would not have germinated.
By the end of May, many perennials still had not come up - leading us to wonder how much loss we suffered due to the harsh winter. And making gardening difficult, due to our hesitation to dig in bare places for fear we might destroy any chances of life for what had been there a year ago.
By mid-June, most everything had pushed its way into the light. It was much like years of gardening in the Northwoods, where the growing season is short and long daylight hours compensated, still giving us lush tomatoes by mid-August.
This June was monsoon-month, when records for amounts of rainfall were broken right and left. The good part of all the deluges was that it broke the drought from last year - in which it was as if someone turned off the rain-spigot on a specific date during the late summer.
After all the weather commotion this summer, our garden plants must have held a meeting and decided to go for broke in July. Stuff grew taller and bigger than it ever had. The hostas were especially spectacular - with some leaves as big or bigger than extra-large dinner plates.
But gardening is not meant to be toiling away every waking hour during the summer that we dreamt about in January. There are other things that need doing in life. We traveled some - and when we returned, it was evident we had some serious work to do. No sitting around this August!
Which brings me to wimp weed. W have no idea what its "official name" is. Nor have other gardeners we have asked. But when we describe the weed, serious gardeners know exactly what we mean. This demon weed rampages through gardens. It is wimp weed's capacity to produce a million seeds on each small plant - and scatter them over the entire garden that makes it a weed with NO friends.
Wimp weed is a nice green, has pretty leaves, and likes to hide out where it thinks it can't be seen. It pulls out very easy (hence our name for it: wimp weed), not like some stubborn weeds that resist - and who believe they have a constitutional right to reside in their chosen places.
So I can say today, we now are relatively wimp-free. That is until the next batch shows up sometime during the week.
Like an Aesop's fable, this story has a moral. Though we might treasure having a wide variety of people in our lives, there are some folks who behave like wimp weed - running rampant over everyone with whom they come into contact. And though it sounds harsh, it is those folks that we must learn to recognize and remove them from our lives, in exchange for mutually loving and giving relationships, so precious and necessary for our well-being.
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