ARE OYSTER REALLY NOISY?

Just returned from
the local food mart to
buy a couple of cans of
oysters.

Each Christmas Eve, for
as long as I remember,
the tradition was to serve
oyster stew for the
evening meal.
(Of course,not all of the
family liked it.)

But still. . .
it was all we had.

I recall the childhood
ditty:

   What kind of a
         noise annoys 
                 an oyster???

   A noisy noise
         annoys
       an oyster.

Go ahead . . . try it . . .

and then

convince a group of
friends to repeat it,
like a mantra for the
Christmas Season!